WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
*blushes* well….
it would have to be when i met my love <3
….i was 2
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They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like
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Salads are funny
”I give what men cannot…. A healthy relationship.”
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“You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well, now you’re gonna pay!”
HALLOWEEN WEEK: Day 1
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