March 23, 2012

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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tumblrbot:

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

*blushes* well….

it would have to be when i met my love <3

….i was 2

October 28, 2011

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October 26, 2011

My parents get mad at me because I stay in my room all day and only come out for food

They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like


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October 24, 2011

noughties:


Pixar Lamp Halloween costume.
[video]

mother of god

noughties:

Pixar Lamp Halloween costume.

[video]

mother of god

Women laughing alone with salad

animus-codex:

doesnt-rhymewithorange:

Salads are funny

 ”I give what men cannot…. A healthy relationship.”

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scottlava:

“You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well, now you’re gonna pay!”
HALLOWEEN WEEK: Day 1

scottlava:

“You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well, now you’re gonna pay!”

HALLOWEEN WEEK: Day 1

October 23, 2011

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